Everybody had a Wet Dream, Everybody had a Good Time

Title: In the Box
Author: rose_whispers
Pairing: Fred/Hermione
Rating: R
Word count: 7471
Summary: Through the spectre of death and the horror of war, Fred Weasley can't move past his desire for Hermione
Warnings: character death
A/N: A gift fic for inell- You've done so many lovely things for me this year! Thank you so much!! And thank you to my fantastic beta, thescarletwoman :)
First posted: March 23, 2006

( It has all been released into the world )

Tags: hermione/fred, hp fic, rated r

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Title: One Night at The Burrow
Author: rose_whispers
Pairing: Draco/Ginny (mentions of Harry/Charlie and Ron/Hermione)
Rating: NC-17
Summary: Draco takes drastic measures to trick the Weasley family into liking him, much to Ginny's annoyance
Word Count: 6240
A/N: a belated anniversary giftfic for _xanthia, who wanted to see the Weasleys' reaction to Ginny bringing Draco home. Thanks to the beautiful thescarletwoman for the brilliant beta.
First posted: January 25, 2006

(  Ginny could tell the moment they stepped into the sitting room that her brothers were up to no good. )

Tags: hp fic, rarepairs, rated nc-17

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Title: Salve
Author: rose_whispers
Rating: NC-17
Pairing: Ron/Snape
Word Count: 5082
Summary: Snape wasn't expecting the person with the singed off hair to be the youngest Weasley male
A/N: Written for tarie's Illustrated Ficcish Wish Fulfillment Swap, based on cnary_crem_dght's absolutely gorgeous Ron/Snape image
First posted: December 28, 2005

( I am to facilitate your healing. Delinquent, heal thyself. )

Tags: hp fic, rarepairs, rated nc-17

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Title: Unexpected Things
Author: rose_whispers
Rating: R (light)
Pairing: Harry/Charlie
Word Count: 3013
Summary: The last person Harry expected to see at the Burrow was Charlie Weasley
A/N: For the lovely anonymous person who bought me paid LJ time. I asked if she or he would like a story in return, and so this is in response to "Cheerful Harry/someone".
First posted: December 1, 2005

( Try to think unarousing thoughts )

Tags: hp fic, rarepairs, rated r

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Title: How It Looks
Author: rose_whispers
Rating: R
Pairing: Cedric/Percy
Summary: Percy wants to talk to Cedric about cheating at the Tournament. It's not the Tournament at all that Cedric thinks they should talk about.
Word Count: 1678
A/N: For violet_quill's Now That We Know The Boy Is Hot Let's Get Him Laid Before He Kicks It Challenge
First posted: November 20, 2005

( Despite it all, Percy still tasted the same, like he'd swallowed persimmons and old parchment )

Tags: hp fic, rarepairs, rated r

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Title: A Year In The Life
Author: rose_whispers
Rating: PG-13
Pairing: Remus/Severus
Summary: Remus Lupin is always late
Word Count: 2052
A/N: I'm preoccupied with the lads in an established relationship and how they are with each other on a daily basis, so this is an offering of what their lives together might be like
First posted: September 26, 2005

(  I'm naturally cold-blooded because I have no heart. Hadn't you heard? )

Tags: hp fic, rated pg-13, snape/lupin

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Title: Strange Brew
Author: rose_whispers
Rating: R for suggestiveness
Fandom: Tea
Word Count: 317
Summary: God, she felt like she'd been made for just this moment
A/n: For elspethsheir and her lovely tea party. She should know better than to bunny me into things like this.
First posted: September 22, 2005

( She was ready for him )

*headdesk* Sorry!

Tags: miscellaneous fic, rated r

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Title: Descending
Author: rose_whispers
Rating: NC-17
Pairing: Remus/Severus
Summary: Severus' embargo backfires in just the right way
Word Count: 3829
A/N: Just a bit of irredeemable PWP. I barely restrained myself from calling it "Stairway to Heaven". Barely.
First posted: September 12, 2005

( Stop looking at me like that, Werewolf. )

Tags: hp fic, rated nc-17, snape/lupin

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Title: Into the Woods
Author: rose_whispers
Rating: PG-13
Pairing: Remus/Severus
Summary: Severus tracks Remus in the Marauder era, determined to figure out his secret. Remus tracks Severus after HBP and discovers another secret entirely.
Word Count: 5774
A/N: HUGE thanks to my delightful and masterful beta elspethsheir.
First posted: August 28, 2005

( My, Severus, what big lies you have. )

Tags: hp fic, rated pg-13, snape/lupin

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Title: Yes, Love?
Rating: Lightish R
Fandom: Harry Potter
Pairing: Remus/Severus
Summary/Prompt: for jenicomrispas, who wanted fluffy Snape/Lupin in a kitchen with spreadable cheese. Severus prepares a celebratory feast. Remus approves.
Word Count: 1357
First posted: July 11, 2005

( Remus brushed a kiss against Severus’ smooth cheek. “Try not to show such attachment to your students, Severus. It really is time to cut the apron strings.” )

Tags: hp fic, rated r, snape/lupin

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Title: Between the Lions
Rating: PG-13
Fandom: Harry Potter
Pairing: Remus/Severus
Summary/Prompt: Lions and Centurions and Timeturners, oh my! For _lore, who wanted Snape and Lupin in trouble in Italy; Remus loses his famous cool. I did something a bit different for “losing his cool”; hopefully that’s all right!
Word Count: 1482

( “We’re going to try to avoid being eaten.” “Well, as long as we have a plan.” )

Tags: hp fic, rated pg-13, snape/lupin

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Title: Seeking
Rating: Heavy PG-13
Fandom: Harry Potter
Pairing: Ron/Krum
Summary/Prompt: for fluffyllama. Ron goes looking for Hermione, and Krum has to resort to drastic measures to save him from Death Eaters
Word Count: 1196
First posted: July 11, 2005

( Ron blinked, staring into Krum’s unfathomable black eyes. “If you’re going to kill me, kill me. Go on then.” )

Tags: hp fic, rarepairs, rated pg-13

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Title: Giggles
Rating: G
Fandom: Harry Potter
Pairing: Harry/Luna
Summary/Prompt: Cornered in an unbelievable situation, Harry is rescued by Luna and the most unlikely of helpers. For greencookie, who said “Harry/Luna- Let’s go, go, go!” Actually, I don’t know if that was the prompt or just encouragement to get it done, but I took it as the basis of the ficlet.
Word Count: 1120
First posted: July 11, 2005

( And so much for the Decree for the Reasonable Restriction of Underage Sorcery. Again. )

Tags: hp fic, rarepairs, rated g

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Title: Topsy-Turvy
Rating: NC-17 (Unrepentant, irredeemable PWP)
Fandom: RPS Rockslash
Pairing: David Bowie/Alex Kapranos
Summary/Prompt: for bleedingwomble, Bowie goes to a Franz Ferdinand concert, gets backstage and quibbles with Alex over who should go down on whom
Word Count: 1614

( David’s grin widened. “With Ronno’s guitar? Sorry, mate. That schtick belongs with Ronno’s memory alone. I don’t do it with anyone else.” )

Tags: rated nc-17, rock fic

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Title: Worth a Shot
Rating: G
Fandom: Star Wars
Pairing: Luke/Mara
Summary/Prompt: for use_theforce_em, who prompted Luke/Mara- pre-wedding jitters. Luke resorts to drastic measures to prove Mara’s feelings to herself.
Word Count: 1111
First posted: July 11, 2005

( She couldn’t help but laugh at the pure, boyish joy shimmering from him because of this new idea. “What are you up to, Skywalker?” )

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Title: Breath
Rating: NC-17
Fandom: Star Wars
Pairing: Anakin/Obi-Wan
Summary/Prompt: for thissside who rocks my world and made me pretty Thorpey icons for the character journal up_two_no_good, and who asked for Anakin/Obi-Wan- training games.
Word Count: 1760
First posted: July 11, 2005

( “Seems I have the upper position after all,” Obi-Wan hissed, and this time Anakin could feel his master’s beard brushing against his jaw as he spoke. )

Tags: rated nc-17, star wars fic

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Title: Intercommunication
Rating: PG-13
Fandom: The West Wing
Pairing: Josh/Donna (pre-romance)
Summary/Prompt: for thisside, who is wonderful and made icons for my character journal headonshoulders. She prompted “Josh/Donna- unexpected pregnancy”. Set in the first campaign just after Donna begins working for Josh.
Word Count: 1334
First posted: July 11, 2005

( “You’re my new faithful sidekick, aren’t you? This is what sidekicks do.” )

Tags: rated pg-13, west wing fic

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Title: Where Your Strength Is
Rating: PG-13
Pairing: Charlie/Hermione
Summary: Hermione has been shut away doing Order research for too long when Charlie is brought to Grimmauld Place, injured after an attack on the dragon preserve.
A/N: inell, lovely thing that she is, bought paid LJ time for a couple of my journals, so this is my way of saying thank you. So NOT my usual writing style, but hey, I’m daring to be different ;)
Word Count: 4127
First posted: June 19th, 2005

( nothing more than a few brushstrokes of oil paint on moldering canvas )

Tags: hermione/charlie, hp fic, rated pg-13

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Title: In Which Eeyore Goes On Two Visititions
Rating: G
Fandom: Winnie the Pooh
Characters: Eeyore and Owl
Summary/Prompt: for shoeless_girl, who asked for Eeyore and Owl (But not Eeyore/Owl, because that would be wrong).
A/N: This is one of the few times in fanfiction where I actually tried to emulate the author’s writing style instead of using my own
Word Count: 1388
First posted: June 2nd, 2005

( He stumped along, ignoring the leaves and the breeze and the sun and the day’s general humminess, wondering why he wasn’t seeing anyone around and if indeed they were all hiding from him, hoping that he would simply go away back to his Gloomy Spot and leave them in peace. )

Tags: gen, miscellaneous fic, rated g

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Title: Finite Incantatem
Rating: PG-13
Fandom: Harry Potter
Pairing: Percy/Oliver
Summary/Prompt: for _xanthia, who prompted with Percy/Oliver, first kiss. Set during Chamber of Secrets: At the party after Gryffindor’s defeat of Slytherin at Quidditch, Oliver helps Percy out
Word Count: 1411
First posted: June 2nd, 2005

( “I’ll take house points,” said Percy. “See if I won’t!” )

Tags: hp fic, rarepairs, rated pg-13

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