Everybody had a Wet Dream, Everybody had a Good Time

Title: Persistence of Memory
Author: rose_whispers
Rating: PG
Warnings: DH-spoilerful
Summary: In the life that should have been the perfect fulfillment of her dream to live in Australia, Monica Wilkins struggles to understand why she feels so empty. In the past, Susan Granger sees a whole new world just waiting for her daughter to claim.
A/N: Originally written for the 2007 femgenficathon, based on this prompt:
I want to be a free rover on the breezy common of the universe. -- Harriet Martineau.
Thanks so much to thescarletwoman who hand-held me through a very long bout of writer's block and beta'd this at the very last minute for me-- any remaining mistakes are mine.
First posted: September 30th, 2007

( Persistence of Memory )

Title: Bigger Broomsticks, Crunchier Kale, and One-Eyed Trouser Snakes
Author: rose_whispers
Requestor: ladytonks
Claim: "Voldemort goes through a mid-life crisis and gets a racing broom and tries on toupees. Bonus Points if you have Lucius try and talk him out of it."
Rating: PG-13 for violence and naughty words
Summary: There's more than one way to topple a dark lord...
Warnings (if applicable): None
Notes: 4353 words. Thank you to thescarletwoman and cocohufflepuffs for the brilliant (as always!) beta jobs, and to my gentleman caller, who was surprisingly eager both to read this fic and to make some very funny observations
First posted: June 18, 2007

( They use a strange sort of magic called 'spray tanning', which leaves one's dignity in tatters )

Title: Patchwork
Author: rose_whispers
Rating: PG
Word count: 5009
Summary: Harry Potter isn't a weapon. He is a quilt.
A/N: Thank you with big fawning smooches to thescarletwoman for the fantastic beta and who, along with inell and cocohufflepuffs, put up with my wibbling about writer's block. This fic was written for the 2006 femgenficathon, and can also be found posted here. It is based on this prompt:
We don't accomplish anything in this world alone ... and whatever happens is the result of the whole tapestry of one's life and all the weavings of individual threads from one to another that creates something.--Sandra Day O'Connor.
First posted: September 8, 2006


( She wonders if anyone has caught on yet that she doesn't know what she's doing. )

Title: In Which Eeyore Goes On Two Visititions
Rating: G
Fandom: Winnie the Pooh
Characters: Eeyore and Owl
Summary/Prompt: for shoeless_girl, who asked for Eeyore and Owl (But not Eeyore/Owl, because that would be wrong).
A/N: This is one of the few times in fanfiction where I actually tried to emulate the author’s writing style instead of using my own
Word Count: 1388
First posted: June 2nd, 2005

( He stumped along, ignoring the leaves and the breeze and the sun and the day’s general humminess, wondering why he wasn’t seeing anyone around and if indeed they were all hiding from him, hoping that he would simply go away back to his Gloomy Spot and leave them in peace. )

Title: Hogwarts Letters
Rating: G
Summary: Colin Creevey is petrified by the basilisk just after Halloween and lies in the Hogwarts infirmary until the spring; this is the story of how his Muggle parents deal with the news, and how they are dealt with
Word Count: 5035
First posted: May 21st, 2005

( Dear Mr. and Mrs. Creevey, )