Everybody had a Wet Dream, Everybody had a Good Time

Title: Is that a Decoy Detonator in Your Pocket, or are You Happy to See Me? (2/2)
Pairing: George Weasley/Severus Snape
Rating: NC-17
Warnings: DH SPOILERS, rimming, dub-con depending on how you read it
Word Count: ~18,000
Summary: George Weasley is struggling to find his place in a new, post-war world. The injured, reticent refugee he discovers in the Forbidden Forest isn't part of his plans.
Author's Notes: This was written for lilyeyes at the 2007 hp_summersmut exchange (originally posted here). It was originally meant to be a fairly frivolous and PWP-ish Harry/George/Fred fic that just wouldn't work for me after I read DH (though I might go back to it some day). Instead, this fic came out of nowhere and helped me break a two-month writer's block from hell. Thank you to my ever-vigilant beta, thescarletwoman, who prevents me from adding kitchens to scenes where no kitchen has any right to be.
Originally posted: September 21st, 2007

part one may be found here

( You drove the entire staff mad, Weasley, but you did not pretend to be anything but yourselves. )

Title: Is that a Decoy Detonator in Your Pocket, or are You Happy to See Me? (1/2)
Pairing: George Weasley/Severus Snape
Rating: NC-17
Warnings: DH SPOILERS, rimming, dub-con depending on how you read it
Word Count: ~18,000
Summary: George Weasley is struggling to find his place in a new, post-war world. The injured, reticent refugee he discovers in the Forbidden Forest isn't part of his plans.
Author's Notes: This was written for lilyeyes at the 2007 hp_summersmut exchange (originally posted here). It was originally meant to be a fairly frivolous and PWP-ish Harry/George/Fred fic that just wouldn't work for me after I read DH (though I might go back to it some day). Instead, this fic came out of nowhere and helped me break a two-month writer's block from hell. Thank you to my ever-vigilant beta, thescarletwoman, who prevents me from adding kitchens to scenes where no kitchen has any right to be.
Originally posted: September 21st, 2007

( You hide from house elves? My goodness, Snape, what an interesting phobia. Are you afraid of clowns too? )

Onward to part 2!

Title: Sketchbook
Pairing: Dean/Hermione (unrequited), Ron/Hermione
Rating: R
Word Count: 2773
Summary: The artist captures moments for himself that weren't meant to be shared
A/N: For the April Voyeurism Challenge at erotic_elves. Many, many thanks to my beautiful betas, cocohufflepuffs and thescarletwoman
First posted: April 29, 2007

( Some artists do bowls of fruit or poncy sunsets. Dean draws people. )

Title: Making Progress (2/2)
Rating: NC-17
Pairing: Hermione/Luna
Word Count: 12,008 total (5989 this part)
Summary: Hermione begins treatment of a patient who is scarred in more ways than one and finds herself thrown completely off balance
Author's Notes: Written for stephanometra in the sexy_brilliance fic exchange. Thanks to thescarletwoman and cocohufflepuffs for betaing!
First posted: October 31st, 2006

( Are you completely without tact? )

Title: Making Progress (1/2)
Rating: NC-17
Pairing: Hermione/Luna
Word Count: 12,008 total (6019 this part)
Summary: Hermione begins treatment of a patient who is scarred in more ways than one and finds herself thrown completely off balance
Author's Notes: Written for stephanometra in the sexy_brilliance fic exchange. Thanks to thescarletwoman and cocohufflepuffs for betaing!
First posted: October 31, 2006

( We can get you new onions, if you'd like )

Onward to part 2

Title: Going Down
Pairing: Harry/Percy, mentions of past Harry/Charlie and Percy/Cedric
Word count: 4737
Summary: After tensions build at the office, Percy and Harry find a way to deal with it in close quarters
Warnings: rimming
A/N: Written for the lovely emiine for the fic exchange hp_summersmut. Thank you as always to my brilliant beta. thescarletwoman, I adore you for the beta and for holding my hand while I wibbled!
First posted: September 4, 2006

( You blow half the bloody department to bits and he grins at you! )

Title: Curvature
Author: rose_whispers
Pairing: Hermione/Madam Rosmerta
Rating: R
Word count: 4130
Summary: Rosmerta needs to stop feeling guilt and pain. Hermione just needs to start feeling.
Warnings: h/c, first time.
Author's notes: Written for the hp_girlslash Spring Seduction challenge. Immediately following HBP.
First posted: April 20, 2006

( For once in her seventeen years of life, Hermione Granger thought she truly understood the sentiment behind the phrase 'I need a drink'. )

Title: Perthro
Author: rose_whispers
Pairing: Hermione/Barty Crouch, Jr.
Rating: NC-17
Word count: 6346
Summary: When Hermione Granger signs on to help strengthen Azkaban's defenses, she has no idea what awaits in the Wing of Lost Souls
Warnings: light magical bondage
Author's notes: This is non-AU Adult!Hermione/Barty, written for freetheelves2 for the hp_clover ficathon. Big thanks to thescarletwoman and inell for the super-fast readthroughs!
First posted: April 5, 2006

( She is the one who thinks everything through, but somehow when she was considering this position, she hadn't spared a thought to the inmates )

Title: One Night at The Burrow
Author: rose_whispers
Pairing: Draco/Ginny (mentions of Harry/Charlie and Ron/Hermione)
Rating: NC-17
Summary: Draco takes drastic measures to trick the Weasley family into liking him, much to Ginny's annoyance
Word Count: 6240
A/N: a belated anniversary giftfic for _xanthia, who wanted to see the Weasleys' reaction to Ginny bringing Draco home. Thanks to the beautiful thescarletwoman for the brilliant beta.
First posted: January 25, 2006

(  Ginny could tell the moment they stepped into the sitting room that her brothers were up to no good. )

Title: Salve
Author: rose_whispers
Rating: NC-17
Pairing: Ron/Snape
Word Count: 5082
Summary: Snape wasn't expecting the person with the singed off hair to be the youngest Weasley male
A/N: Written for tarie's Illustrated Ficcish Wish Fulfillment Swap, based on cnary_crem_dght's absolutely gorgeous Ron/Snape image
First posted: December 28, 2005

( I am to facilitate your healing. Delinquent, heal thyself. )

Title: Unexpected Things
Author: rose_whispers
Rating: R (light)
Pairing: Harry/Charlie
Word Count: 3013
Summary: The last person Harry expected to see at the Burrow was Charlie Weasley
A/N: For the lovely anonymous person who bought me paid LJ time. I asked if she or he would like a story in return, and so this is in response to "Cheerful Harry/someone".
First posted: December 1, 2005

( Try to think unarousing thoughts )

Title: How It Looks
Author: rose_whispers
Rating: R
Pairing: Cedric/Percy
Summary: Percy wants to talk to Cedric about cheating at the Tournament. It's not the Tournament at all that Cedric thinks they should talk about.
Word Count: 1678
A/N: For violet_quill's Now That We Know The Boy Is Hot Let's Get Him Laid Before He Kicks It Challenge
First posted: November 20, 2005

( Despite it all, Percy still tasted the same, like he'd swallowed persimmons and old parchment )

Title: Seeking
Rating: Heavy PG-13
Fandom: Harry Potter
Pairing: Ron/Krum
Summary/Prompt: for fluffyllama. Ron goes looking for Hermione, and Krum has to resort to drastic measures to save him from Death Eaters
Word Count: 1196
First posted: July 11, 2005

( Ron blinked, staring into Krum’s unfathomable black eyes. “If you’re going to kill me, kill me. Go on then.” )

Title: Giggles
Rating: G
Fandom: Harry Potter
Pairing: Harry/Luna
Summary/Prompt: Cornered in an unbelievable situation, Harry is rescued by Luna and the most unlikely of helpers. For greencookie, who said “Harry/Luna- Let’s go, go, go!” Actually, I don’t know if that was the prompt or just encouragement to get it done, but I took it as the basis of the ficlet.
Word Count: 1120
First posted: July 11, 2005

( And so much for the Decree for the Reasonable Restriction of Underage Sorcery. Again. )

Title: Finite Incantatem
Rating: PG-13
Fandom: Harry Potter
Pairing: Percy/Oliver
Summary/Prompt: for _xanthia, who prompted with Percy/Oliver, first kiss. Set during Chamber of Secrets: At the party after Gryffindor’s defeat of Slytherin at Quidditch, Oliver helps Percy out
Word Count: 1411
First posted: June 2nd, 2005

( “I’ll take house points,” said Percy. “See if I won’t!” )

Title: A Taste or Two
Rating: PG-13
Fandom: Harry Potter
Pairing: Remus/Harry
Summary/Prompt: for silver_sunn101, because she made me my spiffing nottanaddict colour bar. Her prompt was Remus/Harry
Word Count: 1184
First posted: May 6th, 2005

( The opinion on the streets of Hogsmeade and Diagon Alley was that young Harry had finally succumbed to the stress of it all and had gone unceremoniously mad. Or he was a lazy little bugger. )

Title: One Thousand and One Yellow Daffodils
Pairing: Remus Lupin/Gilderoy Lockhart
Rating: PG-13
Summary: Dumbledore sends Remus to get information out of someone. Hijinks ensue.
Word Count: 1001
A/N: A series of ten connected drabbles (the last one’s 101 words, to make the title work). The title comes from Queen's "I'm Going Slightly Mad"
First Posted: March 7th, 2005

( One Thousand and One Yellow Daffodils )