Everybody had a Wet Dream, Everybody had a Good Time

The fic dump is officially over-- thanks for all of your patience during the transfer over from LJ!

Title: Willful Misunderstanding
Pairing: Snape/Lupin
Rating: NC-17
Warnings: DH spoilers, angst
Word Count: 7030
Summary: In his sixth year, Snape is nearly attacked by a werewolf in the Forbidden Forest. Miraculously, the werewolf disappears and onto the scene comes Remus Lupin-- and Snape assumes that Remus scared the werewolf away and saved his life
Author's Notes: The thing is, I've been writer's-blocked since before DH came out, so to try to get myself writing again, I'm going back into the vaults and fixing/finishing/DH-compatiblizing abandoned fics like this one. Thank you to thescarletwoman for the beta and encouragement!
First posted: January 29th, 2008

( Marvelous, Black, stringing two whole syllables together. Or rather, repeating the same one twice. It must be ever so taxing. )

Title: Is that a Decoy Detonator in Your Pocket, or are You Happy to See Me? (2/2)
Pairing: George Weasley/Severus Snape
Rating: NC-17
Warnings: DH SPOILERS, rimming, dub-con depending on how you read it
Word Count: ~18,000
Summary: George Weasley is struggling to find his place in a new, post-war world. The injured, reticent refugee he discovers in the Forbidden Forest isn't part of his plans.
Author's Notes: This was written for lilyeyes at the 2007 hp_summersmut exchange (originally posted here). It was originally meant to be a fairly frivolous and PWP-ish Harry/George/Fred fic that just wouldn't work for me after I read DH (though I might go back to it some day). Instead, this fic came out of nowhere and helped me break a two-month writer's block from hell. Thank you to my ever-vigilant beta, thescarletwoman, who prevents me from adding kitchens to scenes where no kitchen has any right to be.
Originally posted: September 21st, 2007

part one may be found here

( You drove the entire staff mad, Weasley, but you did not pretend to be anything but yourselves. )

Title: Is that a Decoy Detonator in Your Pocket, or are You Happy to See Me? (1/2)
Pairing: George Weasley/Severus Snape
Rating: NC-17
Warnings: DH SPOILERS, rimming, dub-con depending on how you read it
Word Count: ~18,000
Summary: George Weasley is struggling to find his place in a new, post-war world. The injured, reticent refugee he discovers in the Forbidden Forest isn't part of his plans.
Author's Notes: This was written for lilyeyes at the 2007 hp_summersmut exchange (originally posted here). It was originally meant to be a fairly frivolous and PWP-ish Harry/George/Fred fic that just wouldn't work for me after I read DH (though I might go back to it some day). Instead, this fic came out of nowhere and helped me break a two-month writer's block from hell. Thank you to my ever-vigilant beta, thescarletwoman, who prevents me from adding kitchens to scenes where no kitchen has any right to be.
Originally posted: September 21st, 2007

( You hide from house elves? My goodness, Snape, what an interesting phobia. Are you afraid of clowns too? )

Onward to part 2!

Title: Making Progress (2/2)
Rating: NC-17
Pairing: Hermione/Luna
Word Count: 12,008 total (5989 this part)
Summary: Hermione begins treatment of a patient who is scarred in more ways than one and finds herself thrown completely off balance
Author's Notes: Written for stephanometra in the sexy_brilliance fic exchange. Thanks to thescarletwoman and cocohufflepuffs for betaing!
First posted: October 31st, 2006

( Are you completely without tact? )

Title: Making Progress (1/2)
Rating: NC-17
Pairing: Hermione/Luna
Word Count: 12,008 total (6019 this part)
Summary: Hermione begins treatment of a patient who is scarred in more ways than one and finds herself thrown completely off balance
Author's Notes: Written for stephanometra in the sexy_brilliance fic exchange. Thanks to thescarletwoman and cocohufflepuffs for betaing!
First posted: October 31, 2006

( We can get you new onions, if you'd like )

Onward to part 2

Title: Rhythm and Vocals
Pairing: Fred/Hermione
Word Count: 3093
Rating: NC-17
Summary: Hermione is irritated by an Incident and Fred sets out to make the situation better in typical Weasley fashion
A/N: Written for summer_flinging, this is a bit of silly summery smut. 'Cause what says summer more than hammock sex?
First posted: October 23, 2006

( The most unbelievably innocent smile bloomed on Fred's face. )

Title: Going Down
Pairing: Harry/Percy, mentions of past Harry/Charlie and Percy/Cedric
Word count: 4737
Summary: After tensions build at the office, Percy and Harry find a way to deal with it in close quarters
Warnings: rimming
A/N: Written for the lovely emiine for the fic exchange hp_summersmut. Thank you as always to my brilliant beta. thescarletwoman, I adore you for the beta and for holding my hand while I wibbled!
First posted: September 4, 2006

( You blow half the bloody department to bits and he grins at you! )

Title: Indiana Jones and the Impossible Pyramid
Author: rose_whispers
Pairing: Bill Weasley/Indiana Jones crossover
Rating: NC-17
Word count: 10,082
Summary: Sparks fly when Indiana Jones receives a surprising visitor and finds himself in Egypt in a pyramid that shouldn't exist, facing creatures of legend.
A/N: For the crossover_hp ficathon. Thanks as always to thescarletwoman and jateshi for their readthroughs and help! And thank you to the good people at the Multi-Faceted Awards for nominating this fic in the Crossover category, and the Quills to Parchment Awards for nominating this fic in the Slash, Crossover, One-Shot, and Time Travel categories.
First posted: June 15, 2006

( I cannot believe I agreed to this )

Title: Cygnus atratus (part 2 of 2)
Author: rose_whispers
Pairing: Severus/Remus
Rating: NC-17
Word count: 13,008
Summary: After the war, Remus' jealousy is sparked when a dark, mysterious stranger attaches herself to Severus
A/N: A gift fic for dark_cygnet for being my online motivator and cracking the whip whenever I was procrastinating on school work. Thanks so much, hon! And huge thank you to my ever watchful and brilliant betas, thescarletwoman and elspethsheir
First posted: May 29, 2006

( Part two of two )

Title: Cygnus atratus (part 1 of 2)
Author: rose_whispers
Pairing: Severus/Remus
Rating: NC-17
Word count: 13,008
Summary: After the war, Remus' jealousy is sparked when a dark, mysterious stranger attaches herself to Severus
A/N: A gift fic for dark_cygnet for being my online motivator and cracking the whip whenever I was procrastinating on school work. Thanks so much, hon! And huge thank you to my ever watchful and brilliant betas, thescarletwoman and elspethsheir
First posted: May 29, 2006

( The swan arrived just after Halloween. )

Title: Perthro
Author: rose_whispers
Pairing: Hermione/Barty Crouch, Jr.
Rating: NC-17
Word count: 6346
Summary: When Hermione Granger signs on to help strengthen Azkaban's defenses, she has no idea what awaits in the Wing of Lost Souls
Warnings: light magical bondage
Author's notes: This is non-AU Adult!Hermione/Barty, written for freetheelves2 for the hp_clover ficathon. Big thanks to thescarletwoman and inell for the super-fast readthroughs!
First posted: April 5, 2006

( She is the one who thinks everything through, but somehow when she was considering this position, she hadn't spared a thought to the inmates )

Title: One Night at The Burrow
Author: rose_whispers
Pairing: Draco/Ginny (mentions of Harry/Charlie and Ron/Hermione)
Rating: NC-17
Summary: Draco takes drastic measures to trick the Weasley family into liking him, much to Ginny's annoyance
Word Count: 6240
A/N: a belated anniversary giftfic for _xanthia, who wanted to see the Weasleys' reaction to Ginny bringing Draco home. Thanks to the beautiful thescarletwoman for the brilliant beta.
First posted: January 25, 2006

(  Ginny could tell the moment they stepped into the sitting room that her brothers were up to no good. )

Title: Salve
Author: rose_whispers
Rating: NC-17
Pairing: Ron/Snape
Word Count: 5082
Summary: Snape wasn't expecting the person with the singed off hair to be the youngest Weasley male
A/N: Written for tarie's Illustrated Ficcish Wish Fulfillment Swap, based on cnary_crem_dght's absolutely gorgeous Ron/Snape image
First posted: December 28, 2005

( I am to facilitate your healing. Delinquent, heal thyself. )

Title: Descending
Author: rose_whispers
Rating: NC-17
Pairing: Remus/Severus
Summary: Severus' embargo backfires in just the right way
Word Count: 3829
A/N: Just a bit of irredeemable PWP. I barely restrained myself from calling it "Stairway to Heaven". Barely.
First posted: September 12, 2005

( Stop looking at me like that, Werewolf. )

Title: Topsy-Turvy
Rating: NC-17 (Unrepentant, irredeemable PWP)
Fandom: RPS Rockslash
Pairing: David Bowie/Alex Kapranos
Summary/Prompt: for bleedingwomble, Bowie goes to a Franz Ferdinand concert, gets backstage and quibbles with Alex over who should go down on whom
Word Count: 1614

( David’s grin widened. “With Ronno’s guitar? Sorry, mate. That schtick belongs with Ronno’s memory alone. I don’t do it with anyone else.” )

Title: Breath
Rating: NC-17
Fandom: Star Wars
Pairing: Anakin/Obi-Wan
Summary/Prompt: for thissside who rocks my world and made me pretty Thorpey icons for the character journal up_two_no_good, and who asked for Anakin/Obi-Wan- training games.
Word Count: 1760
First posted: July 11, 2005

( “Seems I have the upper position after all,” Obi-Wan hissed, and this time Anakin could feel his master’s beard brushing against his jaw as he spoke. )

Title: Extract of Peppermint
Rating: NC-17
Pairing: Remus/Severus
Summary: Seeing Remus with a bad cold and a "friend" named Henry triggers an unexpected response in Severus that he can only deal with through the creation of new potions
Word Count: 10,476
A/N: Not quite as fluffy as it sounds! This is a story for dark_cygnet, who was feeling a bit low.
First posted: May 19th, 2005

Huge thanks to elspethsheir for the excellent overnight betaing!


( “Do you truly think London needs a phlegm-clogged, rabid beast prowling its streets, sniffling all over unsuspecting children?” )

Title: Slippery When Wet
Author: rose_whispers
Rating: NC-17
Pairing: Remus/Severus
Summary: Remus sees red (quite literally) and he and Severus, er, work out some unresolved issues
Word Count: 3313
A/N: PWP with a preamble. Freakishly belated birthday fic for spiked_angels. Her prompt was “office sex” and she loves Bon Jovi, hence the title
First posted: May 1st, 2005

( The man was leaning heavily against the hearth, screaming obscenities into the low-burning fire. )