Everybody had a Wet Dream, Everybody had a Good Time

The fic dump is officially over-- thanks for all of your patience during the transfer over from LJ!

Title: Willful Misunderstanding
Pairing: Snape/Lupin
Rating: NC-17
Warnings: DH spoilers, angst
Word Count: 7030
Summary: In his sixth year, Snape is nearly attacked by a werewolf in the Forbidden Forest. Miraculously, the werewolf disappears and onto the scene comes Remus Lupin-- and Snape assumes that Remus scared the werewolf away and saved his life
Author's Notes: The thing is, I've been writer's-blocked since before DH came out, so to try to get myself writing again, I'm going back into the vaults and fixing/finishing/DH-compatiblizing abandoned fics like this one. Thank you to thescarletwoman for the beta and encouragement!
First posted: January 29th, 2008

( Marvelous, Black, stringing two whole syllables together. Or rather, repeating the same one twice. It must be ever so taxing. )

Title: Cygnus atratus (part 2 of 2)
Author: rose_whispers
Pairing: Severus/Remus
Rating: NC-17
Word count: 13,008
Summary: After the war, Remus' jealousy is sparked when a dark, mysterious stranger attaches herself to Severus
A/N: A gift fic for dark_cygnet for being my online motivator and cracking the whip whenever I was procrastinating on school work. Thanks so much, hon! And huge thank you to my ever watchful and brilliant betas, thescarletwoman and elspethsheir
First posted: May 29, 2006

( Part two of two )

Title: Cygnus atratus (part 1 of 2)
Author: rose_whispers
Pairing: Severus/Remus
Rating: NC-17
Word count: 13,008
Summary: After the war, Remus' jealousy is sparked when a dark, mysterious stranger attaches herself to Severus
A/N: A gift fic for dark_cygnet for being my online motivator and cracking the whip whenever I was procrastinating on school work. Thanks so much, hon! And huge thank you to my ever watchful and brilliant betas, thescarletwoman and elspethsheir
First posted: May 29, 2006

( The swan arrived just after Halloween. )

Title: A Year In The Life
Author: rose_whispers
Rating: PG-13
Pairing: Remus/Severus
Summary: Remus Lupin is always late
Word Count: 2052
A/N: I'm preoccupied with the lads in an established relationship and how they are with each other on a daily basis, so this is an offering of what their lives together might be like
First posted: September 26, 2005

(  I'm naturally cold-blooded because I have no heart. Hadn't you heard? )

Title: Descending
Author: rose_whispers
Rating: NC-17
Pairing: Remus/Severus
Summary: Severus' embargo backfires in just the right way
Word Count: 3829
A/N: Just a bit of irredeemable PWP. I barely restrained myself from calling it "Stairway to Heaven". Barely.
First posted: September 12, 2005

( Stop looking at me like that, Werewolf. )

Title: Into the Woods
Author: rose_whispers
Rating: PG-13
Pairing: Remus/Severus
Summary: Severus tracks Remus in the Marauder era, determined to figure out his secret. Remus tracks Severus after HBP and discovers another secret entirely.
Word Count: 5774
A/N: HUGE thanks to my delightful and masterful beta elspethsheir.
First posted: August 28, 2005

( My, Severus, what big lies you have. )

Title: Yes, Love?
Rating: Lightish R
Fandom: Harry Potter
Pairing: Remus/Severus
Summary/Prompt: for jenicomrispas, who wanted fluffy Snape/Lupin in a kitchen with spreadable cheese. Severus prepares a celebratory feast. Remus approves.
Word Count: 1357
First posted: July 11, 2005

( Remus brushed a kiss against Severus’ smooth cheek. “Try not to show such attachment to your students, Severus. It really is time to cut the apron strings.” )

Title: Between the Lions
Rating: PG-13
Fandom: Harry Potter
Pairing: Remus/Severus
Summary/Prompt: Lions and Centurions and Timeturners, oh my! For _lore, who wanted Snape and Lupin in trouble in Italy; Remus loses his famous cool. I did something a bit different for “losing his cool”; hopefully that’s all right!
Word Count: 1482

( “We’re going to try to avoid being eaten.” “Well, as long as we have a plan.” )

Title: A Simple Misunderstanding
Rating: R
Fandom: Harry Potter
Pairing: Remus/Severus
Summary/Prompt: for arionrhod, whose prompt was “Severus finds something of Remus’ that makes him suspect his lover is kinkier than he ever believed”
Word Count: 1533
First posted: June 2nd, 2005

( A year ago, if Madam Trelawney had predicted that he would cut off his own toes and use them to play Gobstones with, Severus would have believed her more than if she’d told him he would find himself preparing to live with Remus Lupin. )

Title: Advisory Committee
Rating: PG-13
Fandom: Harry Potter
Pairing: Remus/Severus
Summary/Prompt: for xochiquetzl, who prompted me with “Snape/Lupin critiquing the magic in Buffy”. Dumbledore wants to help out an old friend and Remus and Severus end up watching the Buffy episode “Halloween” to appease him.
Word Count: 1787
First posted: June 2nd, 2005

( ”You’re very close to stomping your foot like a four year old and saying ‘you’re not the boss of me!’ Which, of course, he is.” )

Title: In For a Pound
Rating: Lightish R
Fandom: Harry Potter
Pairing: Remus/Severus
Summary/Prompt: for koboldkind, who wanted sweet, not fluffy, Snupin. Snape wakes up- not alone- to pounding at the door and pounding in his head.
Word Count: 1472
First posted: June 2nd, 2005

( Please, please go deal with whoever that is. Hex them, scream at them, expose yourself to them, I don’t care. But if they don’t stop, so help me I’ll go answer the door myself, and that wouldn’t look good, would it? )

Title: Extract of Peppermint
Rating: NC-17
Pairing: Remus/Severus
Summary: Seeing Remus with a bad cold and a "friend" named Henry triggers an unexpected response in Severus that he can only deal with through the creation of new potions
Word Count: 10,476
A/N: Not quite as fluffy as it sounds! This is a story for dark_cygnet, who was feeling a bit low.
First posted: May 19th, 2005

Huge thanks to elspethsheir for the excellent overnight betaing!


( “Do you truly think London needs a phlegm-clogged, rabid beast prowling its streets, sniffling all over unsuspecting children?” )

Title: Misshelved
Rating: PG-13
Fandom: Harry Potter
Pairing: Remus/Severus MWPP-era
Summary/Prompt: for miyumiyu, because she did this wonderful interest meme art for me. In return I thought I'd do an interest meme ficlet. I chose "Snupin" and "Alphabetical Order" from her interests
Word Count: 1222
First posted: May 6th, 2005

( This time, though, as he drew back from the shelf, he allowed his hand to settle on the taller boy’s elbow ever so lightly. )

Title: The Potions Master's Plan
Rating: G
Fandom: Harry Potter
Pairing: Severus/Remus
Summary/Prompt: The things Severus will do for a potion. Or for his werewolf. For a_belladonna, who wanted to see mpreg Snupin- I'd like to think of this as mpreg even for those who don't like mpreg. Hopefully.
Word Count: 1382
First posted: May 6th, 2005

(  They made the most appalling squelching sound as Severus squished them with his marble rolling pin. )